♪ Theme song! ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services that's what we do, we do ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services and here's my bro ♪
-♪ We'll groom your pets! ♪ -♪ We'll mop your floor! ♪
♪ We'll deliver ninjas to your door ♪
♪ Cupcake and Dino Cupcake and Dino-o-oh ♪
♪ General Services ♪
C'mon, hand... make art. Yes!
Dino! You finished your poster yet?
The book signing starts in 46 hours and we need to get a good place in line!
I mean, this is Gavin Moonboom and Princie Baba we're talking about!
I can't believe it, Cup. The pioneers of general services in our town!
Yeah! Yeah! Without their teamwork and wisdom,
we wouldn't even be in the general-services game.
-So you ready? -Just one...
last... complex... line...
and... ready!
Oh, hang on. Ready!
Uh, what does that have to do with Gavin and Princie?
Nothing. I just think they'll like it.
So remind me again. What do we do when we meet them?
-Like I said before, nod and curtsy-- -Yep.
-...million-dollar smile! -Ah...
Shhh! It's starting! It's starting.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
cupcakes and dinosaurs.
-Aw, nice shout-out! -I am blushing,
but it's hard to tell, because it's the same... colour.
Put your hands, Dino claws and Cupcake nubs together...
-Overkill. -Way too much.
-Bit too much. -Wanted it, then I hated it.
-...for Gavin Moonboom and Princie Baba!! -[crowd cheering]
-I love you!! -He loves you!! Curtsy nod!
Please, everybody, settle down.
[all chanting] Secret handshake! Secret handshake!
Enough! There will be no secrets or handshakes of any kind.
Those are reserved for best friends only. And Princie and I have...
-[both] ...broken up! -[all screaming]
Yeah, when we say it together, it sounds like we're still friends.
You're right, you're right. I'll go first. Broken--
Broken up! We've broken up!
-Ah!! -But why? Why?!!
-Why don't you ask Princie about it? -What I can tell you is,
I'm here to promote my new book: "Gavin Is a Jerk: The Princie Baba Story."
Uh, the reviews are in and: "It's a dumb read!"
Whereas my book, "Princie Is a Bigger Jerk:
The Gavin Moonboom Story," is a triumph!
-Nuh-uh. My book is better. -No, my book is better!
[arguing]
Dino, this is horrible!
Our absolute heroes of all heroes absolutely hate each other!
I don't know, maybe they just need to talk it out.
[arguing]
Oh, yeah. There's some distaste there for sure.
[arguing]
Here, uh, Mr. Moonboom. This... this'll make you feel better.
-Hey! -Ah... That is better, thank you.
Not... really what I meant. You guys can't break up!
You're general-services royalty!
Remember when you had to paint that fence white,
but you had no white paint, so you used off-white?
[Dino] Or when all those turkey sandwiches needed mayonnaise,
but you didn't have any, so you used off-white paint?
What would those Gavin and Princies think about this?!
Things change. I've had enough of Princie's irresponsible ways.
She can't focus for more than two seconds.
-Yeah, I can relate to that. -Hey, this book can be a hat!
Better than never letting loose!
Gavin hasn't laughed since our gig as seat-fillers at a comedy show.
Well, that isn't true at all! [fake laugh]
Life's a carnival!
Oh, I feel ya, Princie. Sometimes Cup's so focused,
he doesn't stop to smell the books on your head.
Pah! I absolutely do do that. Here, c'mere.
[sniffing] See? Sniffed.
You guys should try breaking up too.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a former friend to not be near.
[gasping] Wait! Wait!
You can't tell me you don't miss general services.
I saw your eyes light up when we mentioned off-white paint.
-There is a richness to it. -I'll never use normal white again.
We have a general-services gig this afternoon,
building a new slide at a kids' playground.
We could really use a couple of mentors to help show us how it's done.
Please? For the kids? AKA me and Cup?
I do love a good slide. Fine.
I'll show you boys the weird and wonderful ways of general services.
But I'm not going if she's going.
-Well, I'm not going if he's going. Hmm. -Hmm.
["sighing"] Well, we tried. I guess we'll go now.
Yeah, I guess we'll just walk away. Probably through a door or an archway.
It's just such a shame that we'll never know who the...
better mentor is.
-Oh, it's me. -I am.
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Are you gonna say what it is or...? Oh, you mean the playground thing.
Yep, yep, the playground thing.
If I have my way - which I will, 'cause I work alone now -
we're gonna make the funnest slide ever.
-Loop-de-loops, boop-de-boops-- -Shoop-de-shoops?
-Exactly. You get it. Fun! -I love shoop-de-shoops.
-Shoop-de-shoops are the best. -Forget your frivolous ideas.
We need to talk logistics, planning, and building a solid foundation.
Oh! Next year's logistics-and-planning super kit!
-Am I drooling? -You certainly are, young man!
-That's no fun! Fun comes first! -Hooray for fun!
My turn to drool! [smacking]
Is it working? I... I feel like I have a dry mouth. Be honest.
Hold on now. You have to plan and make things safe and secure
if you want to do the job right.
[grunting]
That's it! I'm making my own slide.
And it's gonna have every bell and/or whistle known to man.
Like, actual bells and whistles. 'Cause that's fun!
I'm gonna have fun!
Dino, this is falling apart.
Tell Princie to listen to Gavin. She's being silly.
Eh, actually Cup, I think I might take a gander at what Princie has in mind here.
It does sound like fun!
You think you two can build a better slide than us two?
-I mean, I'm sure they'll both be great-- -It is on!!
[gasping]
I love staring contests.
But I love blinking just as much. Hard to decide, really.
Oh, I lost, didn't I? By blinking. Well, made my choice.
-Hard hats. -Check.
-Steel-toe boots. -Check.
-Other necessary safety precautions. -Check, check, check!
With all these safety provisions, we can't lose!
Dino and Princie won't know what hit them.
[Gavin laughing] You're a chip off the old block, Cupcake.
Now let's get started. Only one hour until recess.
The kids will be here soon.
I wonder if Dino and Princie will be ready by then.
It's hard to see from inside these cages.
Wah! Ugh! [clanging]
Yep.
I always find that having a little fun before a gig
really gets the creative energy flowing.
Yeah! Nothing prepares you for building a slide
like riding a couple of fake horsies.
And a-yee and a-haw.
There's no way Cup and Gavin are being this productive.
Now that we've got our foundation, it's time to start on our slide...
rule book!
-Way ahead of you, Gav! -Ah-ah. Rule number 64F:
Call me Mr. Moonboom.
Right, right. Mr. Moonboom. Of course.
I sure hope Dino and Princie are following all these rules.
I think you mean Ms. Baba and Mr. Dinosaur.
-Rule book. -Eh.
[Dino] One, two, three, four...
♪ You gotta eat to get the energy to dance ♪
♪ You gotta dance to get Your hunger up to eat ♪
♪ Eat-dance eat-dance eat-dance ♪
♪ Eat-dance eat-dance Eat-dance eat-dance ♪
Are you guys just gonna dance for the full 30 minutes until this pizza's free?
We got 10 minutes. [both] ♪ Eat-dance eat-dance ♪
Well, that's it Cupcake.
Now we can sit back and watch the kids enjoy the fruits of our labour.
-[bell ringing, excited kids' chatter] -Just in time!
-Recess. -Yeah, it's slide time!
-[laughter] -[all] Wha...?
[Cup] Welcome. Please enjoy this video of a slide,
which is much safer than an actual slide.
Now focus on the video and think of yourself sliding.
Now you've had so much fun! Ride over.
Have a safe day and enjoy this free safety device.
-We're on land, dude. -[Dino] Hey, kids!
Ditch that so-so slide and come play on this so-so-so-good slide!
[cheering]
[Cup] Are you still here? Ha-ha! I heard. You bet.
If so, don't forget to eat your vegetables.
Hey, kids! Step right up for the funnest slide in the world!
Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Whoo-hoo! Ah!
[banging]
-Probably should've glued those together. -Chalk that up to a woulda-coulda-shoulda.
-Woulda-coulda-shoulda. Coulda-shoulda. -Whoo-hoo! Whoa...!
-I'm stuck! -Ah!!
-Ugh! -Ah!!
Oh... Ugh.
[crying]
Okay, yikes. And I do not use that term loosely. This is bad.
-Whoa! Ugh! -Look, Dino, new-hat alert!
Uh... good, good, good.
Okay, you guys win! You built a better slide than us.
Now please help before someone gets hurt.
Whoa!!
[exclaiming]
Exactly right. Our slide is perfection. A perfect slide.
Dino, we didn't even build a slide! The kids hated it and all fled to yours!
Though, wow, it looks like you could use a few safety tips.
Like a way off of the slide.
[Dino] Yes, yes, a way off. I knew we forgot something.
-You think you could help with that? -No, no, no!
We don't associate with these boring slide-makers, Dino.
Good, 'cause we don't associate with... fun slide-makers. Wait.
Enough!! Don't you guys see that you're better together than you are apart?
Dino's right. Gavin, your organization mixed with Princie's spirit
balance out to be the perfect partnership.
You should be celebrating those qualities, not arguing over them.
-Just like me and Cup! -For sure, but I think you mean Cup and I.
-Oh! See...?! -Aw...
And besides,
general services are all about helping people and making them happy.
[kids wailing]
It's time you two put your differences aside and start helping people again.
Oh... I suppose you're right.
Secret handshake?
-Pew! -[laughter]
-Mm. -I've missed you so much!
And I you. Hold me forever.
-Aw. -[kids crying]
-I guess we should go help those kids now. -Yeah.
[laughing] -Whee-hee-hee-hee!
Whee-hee-hee-hee!
-Alright! -[laughter and excited chatter]
-Let's go, let's go, let's go! -Well, you boys did it!
You fixed the slide and got us back together.
Some truly top-notch general servicing.
You better believe this story is gonna be in our new book:
"Cupcake and Dino: The Gavin and Princie Story."
Wow! We're our heroes' heroes.
I mean, what an honour! Happy to rework that title,
it's got some problems, but I mean, honour!
-Honour. Mostly I'm feeling honour. -I just still can't get over it.
Elaborately splitting us up to show us the error of our ways? Genius!
Oh, that wasn't our plan. We actually learned the same thin--
[shushing]
Yep! Geniuses.
[Dino] Who knew writing greeting cards would be such a fun gig.
Oh, yeah, check this one. "Happy birthday. Here's hoping you have several more."
-Heh-heh-heh! Cheeky! -Check this one out.
"Have a great wedding. Here's hoping you don't have several more."
Hey, hey, you two, overheard you complimenting yourselves.
You know, positivity is a key ingredient to a healthy ego.
That with a pinch of hard work and a healthy dollop of never giving up!
Mwah!
-Yes. -Speaking of tooting horns,
it's a pretty great day at the old Goody Bag, huh?
Oh! Are you finally giving us free reign over the ice-cream aisle?!
-We will rule with dignity and grace! -Absolutely not!
Today's the 25th anniversary of me running the store!
I wanna celebrate by hanging a framed portrait of me and my uncle,
Ol' Poppy Shoppy, on my first day at the Goody Bag.
That sounds awesome, Uncle Chance.
Yeah. [tapping foot]
Oh, is this where you ask us to go get the picture
'cause you have more important stuff to do and it seems like we're just goofing off?
Absolutely. It's in the garage.
And please don't get distracted. That portrait is very important to me.
Loud and clear, Uncle Chance. And, hey, this is for you.
"Congratulations on your nephews doing you a general service."
Weirdly specific.
Oh, wow! Chance wasn't kidding.
Look at all this old junk! My old Widget Twisters?
Remember how cool those were for, like, 48 hours?
Oh, yeah! You spun 'em and then... Yeah, th-that's what you did.
Um, hey, Cup? Would you say it's a bit dry in here?
Dino, no. Chance said not to get distracted!
But also... bet you can't soak me! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[laughter] Come on!
-I'm gonna soak you, I'm gonna soak you! -Where am I? I'm too fast!
-[excited gibberish] -Ah!!
Dino! Uncle Chance's portrait! It-it-it's soaked!
-Oh, no! Oh, no!!! -We gotta do something!
-It's getting all shrivelled up and soggy! -No need to panic, Cup.
This blow-dryer from 80 years ago should blast the water right out of it!
[explosion]
-Ah!! -It's too dry! Fire dry!
I'm on it!
-[screaming] -Nice one, Cup. Like, nice attempt.
-The results were so-so. -Oh, no.
What are we gonna tell Uncle Chance?
Uh... maybe we can put it in a greeting card!
"Dear Uncle Chance, forgiveness is happiness.
We ruined your stuff. Love, Cup and Dino."
We can't tell him we did this, Dino! He'll lose it!
And I can't be grounded now. I'm in my prime!
Oh, man. He told us not to do the exact thing we ended up doing.
-I think we've gone too far this time. -What's going on in there?
Heard an awful lot of screaming, and I just smelt a bit of smoke,
which is absolutely too much smoke to smell.
-Oh! What do we do? -Alright, that's it, I'm coming in!
We gotta run, Cup. Only way out of this!
Let's get some bags on some sticks! Some bindles!
Goodbye, Goody Bag. Hello, life of wandering transience,
never knowing where our heads shall--
-Okay, let's go now. Come on. Come on. -Got it. Yep.
Guys? Where are ya?
Oh, no! My photo! Those kids and their mischief.
Ah, well. Oooh, my old hairdryer.
Whoa!!
Yeah, I'm gonna throw this away.
[panting]
All aboard the Running Away From Your Problems Express!
[grunting]
Ah, life on the road. This is us now, Dino.
Just a couple of brothers and the big, wide world.
-[train whistle blowing] -[Dino] This is just a top-notch mall.
We'll be roughing it a bit,
but it beats going home and having Uncle Chance lose it on us.
The path of least resistance. Oh, and we can camp out over here.
Tonight I dream the bounciest of dreams.
Good work, Dino. I'll get started on gathering dinner.
Ah, Beat a Beet! Toughest game in the mall arcade.
[beet] Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ta. Eh, well, it's a living.
I'll go see if I can find us some more survival gear.
There's gotta be a bow and arrow in here somewhere...
[grunting] What will 348 tickets get me?
A voucher for our buffet or a Commander Macaroni bobblehead.
Well, that seems like an easy choice.
Whoa! Commander Macaroni?!
Right?! So cool! Check this out. Hey, Commander,
are Cup and Dino the coolest dudes in the Pasta Galaxy?
Awesome. It's nodding, like, "Yeah! Yeah, you are! You are the coolest."
[sighing happily]
I have a feeling that life on the road is gonna be a-okay, Dino.
Yeah, it is.
I'm so hungry.
-[dogs baying] -[Chance] That's it, boys.
Pick up the scent.
Time to hunt down my nephews and let them know...
how worried I am about them.
-[dogs yapping] -Alright, let's get going.
I need to get you back to Rent-A-Poodle by 5:00.
[harmonica music]
-Hey, Cup? -Yeah?
-We can go home at some point, right? -Ah, I miss home too, Dino.
But we steamed Uncle Chance's prunes too much this time.
We'll see. Maybe we're blowing this all of proportion.
Okay. 'Night, Cup. 'Night, Commander Macaroni.
May you always nod in agreement at whatever I say.
-'Night, Dino. -Ahem.
-Night, Commander Macaroni. -"Goodnight, Cupcake.
Goodnight, Dino. Yes! Yes! Yes!"
-Cup and Dinoooo, where are youuuuu? -[dogs baying]
Oh! It's Uncle Chance, and he's got a pack of bloodhounds!
They'll tear us apart! Run!
-Let's find 'em, boys. -[yapping]
I wonder if the food court is open. I. Am. Famished. Whoa!
Ah! Gotta hide, gotta hide! Huzzah!
A dumpster! The trash will cover our scent!
Any goodies in there, Cup? Or just pure stink?
[grunting]
I don't know what you're saying, but I'm gonna hope for the best!
[gasps] Commander Macaroni! -Shhh.
-It's too late for him now. -[Chance] Where are those kids?
-Stay strong, Commander. -[creaking]
-[dogs sniffing and snarling] -[Dino gasping]
Commander Macar--! Mm...!!
It's too late. He's gone.
You crazy cutie-patootie poodles. What is this?
Oh, it's just a doll.
Cupcake? Dino?
[slow game music]
-You okay, Dino? -No, Cup, I'm bummed.
Not even my white-hot beet-beating percentage is cheering me up.
I think we gotta apologize to Uncle Chance.
Yeah, I know, but how? If only there was a way for us
to talk to Uncle Chance without actually having to talk to him at all...
Wait! That's it! Do you still have those blank greeting cards from that gig?
I do! Oh! We can do one that says we're sorry in the cheekiest way possible.
But we'll have to sneak into the Goody Bag.
Easy-peasy. 2,500 tickets gets us a Sneaky Stan Brand Sneaking Kit.
Then I guess it's time to rack up some points!
-Way ahead of ya. -[carnival music]
[clicking]
[laughter]
[sighing]
Hmm. Uncle Chance is in there with Grandma Steak.
Looks like they're having a great time. Probably laughing at what bozos we are.
Yeah, like: "Man, they break stuff. Boy, that makes me mad. Ha-ha-ha.
Sure hate them a bunch. Ha-ha-ha."
[laughing]
Do you remember when Cup wore 10-inch heels to get on a roller coaster?
Or that time when Dino ate a whole pot roast in 30 seconds
just to prove he could eat a pot roast in 10 seconds?
[laughing] [sighing contentedly]
Anyways, thanks for keeping me company.
It's pretty quiet around here without the boys.
Eh, it's late. I guess I'll pack it in.
Alright. Let's do it.
Let's... lass... lasso a marathon...
runner... to a... bear?
No! Let's grapple to the roof and crawl into the vents.
Oh, you meant this. Uh, eh, ssss...ssss...ssss.
-It's hard to mime. -Right, see?
-I think that's the... -That's the lesson.
That's what we've learned.
[exclamations]
-[Cup whispering] Coast is clear. -[Dino] Sure is!!
Oh, sorry. But this is so cool.
Ah! Ouch!
Oh, the floor is so hard.
And lemony fresh clean.
Just like Uncle Chance likes it.
-I miss this place. -Me, too.
-Where should I leave it, Cup? -Somewhere only Uncle Chance will find it.
Oh! The cash register!
Good call! Which one of these opens the till...?
-No! Dino, don't! Oh, no, no! -[alarm wailing]
[Uncle Chance] Who's there?!
You're gonna find out what happens to people who mess with the Goody Bag!
[both] Ah!
This is my fault, Cup! Leave me! I'll hoist you back to the vent.
Remember my sacrifice!
No! Dino, no. We can't go back on the run. We have to face him. It's the only way.
-[sighing] -[both screaming]
There you are! You came back!
Oh, I was so worried about you! Where were you guys?!
[whimpering]
Uh, what?
"We're so sorry we ruined your portrait.
We understand if you never want to talk to us again,
but if you forgive us, we'll be at the bouncy castle in the mall"?
-You guys were living at the mall?! -It's crazy out there, Uncle Chance!
Oh, fellas, I'm sorry. That portrait was important to me,
but it's not even in the same ballpark as you two!
But we ruined it! We did exactly the opposite of what you asked.
Well, you sure did. And you'd better believe
I have a very long and incredibly boring punishment for you two.
Anything but arcade games!
That's not a punishment, so we're good there.
I'm just happy to have you home.
And look, when you were gone, I replaced the old picture with a new one.
-[both] Aw! -[Cup] Look how big I look.
-[Dino] You got a picture of us in there!
Sorry we got so carried away, Uncle Chance.
I don't know why we thought you'd be so mad.
Yeah. I usually top out at sorta mad. Hey, now that we're all good,
would you guys mind fixing that vent you just broke?
It would be an honour.
Oh, and uh, is this yours? I found it at the arcade and fixed it.
Oh! Commander Macaroni! Check it out, Uncle Chance.
Commander Macaroni, is Uncle Chance the greatest Uncle?
[both] "Yes, yes. Oh... yes, he is. And all I do is nod."
That's really neat, how he nods.
-Fix my vent. -Okay.
[carnival music]